Glitch Goddess (PREORDER)
Glitch Goddess (PREORDER)
Nanny of the Apocalypse · Book 4
by Kayla Swift
LitRPG level-ups · Apocalypse with nap schedules · Found family
Heat: 🌶️ Sweet — snark over steam, nothing on page
📅 Releases October 31, 2026 — delivered to your inbox that night
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She wanted romance. The System gave her a harem. Someone is getting fired.
June Reeves works hard. She fights monsters, raises orphans, and manages the fragile ego of her reformed Warlord-turned-partner, Brad. All she wanted was a quiet weekend and maybe—just maybe—a date.
The System heard “Date.” The System interpreted it as “Intergalactic Dating Sim.”
A glitch in June’s new [Protective Aura] skill has a disastrous side effect: it charms everyone with a pulse (and some things without one). Suddenly, June isn’t just a Nanny; she’s the most desirable entity in the cosmos.
Now she has suitors.
1. Brad: The jealous Tank who is threatening to punch a hole in the moon.
2. Kael: An honorable alien warrior who keeps offering her the severed heads of her enemies as bouquets.
3. Theron: A literal Void Lord who wants to make her his dark queen.
And that's not all...
Caught in a cosmic love pentagon, June has to fix the glitch before her new admirers destroy the planet trying to impress her.
Love isn’t just a battlefield. In this System, it’s a Raid Boss.
Note: This is a preorder. Your book will be sent as soon as it's released. ETA: June 2026