{"product_id":"warlord-of-the-pta","title":"Warlord of the PTA","description":"\u003cp\u003eShe conquered the suburbs. Now she has to survive the School Board.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJune Reeves has done the impossible. She’s turned a ruined elementary school into a Fortress, kept forty-two magical children alive, and even managed to find a steady supply of coffee. The \"Safe Zone\" is thriving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter Brad.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Level 18 [Warlord] with a jawline sharp enough to cut glass and a suit of dented grey plate armor that screams \"I'm the Main Character,\" Brad has arrived to organize the apocalypse. He calls his faction \"The Vanguard.\" June calls it a headache.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrad doesn’t see children; he sees infantry. He doesn’t see a Nanny; he sees a wildly inefficient NPC who refuses to get with the program. When he tries to \"conscript\" June’s kids for a raid, he crosses a line that not even the System dares to touch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow, it’s Nanny vs. Tank. Chaos vs. Order. A weaponized minivan vs. a literal army.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrad thinks he’s fighting a war. He doesn’t realize he’s just entered a hostile Parent-Teacher Conference. And June has brought specific notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Nanny is back, and this time, she’s not asking nicely.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Legends \u0026 Lore Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54647550869876,"sku":"KSW-NAP-02-EB","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/8532\/6452\/files\/18.jpg?v=1779579349","url":"https:\/\/shop.legendsandlorepublishing.com\/products\/warlord-of-the-pta","provider":"Legends \u0026 Lore Publishing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}