{"product_id":"level-zero-nanny","title":"Level Zero Nanny","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Apocalypse didn’t come with a manual. But June has a diaper bag, and she’s not afraid to use it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJune Reeves is a professional. She can negotiate a toddler out of a tantrum, remove gum from hair in under sixty seconds, and keep a schedule that would make a drill sergeant weep. She thought she was ready for anything. She was wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen the world ends—not with a bang, but with a blue system box appearing in the sky—June isn’t chosen as a Hero. She isn’t gifted with a sword or a spellbook. She’s given a Class: [Caregiver].\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHer starting stats? Pathetic. Her weapon of choice? A reinforced stroller. Her \"party\"? Six traumatized kids who just manifested superpowers that can level a city block.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow, June has to navigate a suburban wasteland filled with goblin clowns, HOA liches, and loot-obsessed \"players\" who see her kids as XP piñatas. But the System made a fatal calculation. It assumed a Nanny was a support class.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s about to learn that when you mess with the cubs, the Mama Bear doesn’t need mana to wreck your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDiapers. Dungeons. Determination.\u003cbr\u003eWelcome to the daycare at the end of the world.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Legends \u0026 Lore Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54647550837108,"sku":"KSW-NAP-01-EB","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/8532\/6452\/files\/17.jpg?v=1779579345","url":"https:\/\/shop.legendsandlorepublishing.com\/products\/level-zero-nanny","provider":"Legends \u0026 Lore Publishing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}