{"product_id":"glitch-goddess","title":"Glitch Goddess (PREORDER)","description":"\u003cp\u003eShe wanted romance. The System gave her a harem. Someone is getting fired.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJune Reeves works hard. She fights monsters, raises orphans, and manages the fragile ego of her reformed Warlord-turned-partner, Brad. All she wanted was a quiet weekend and maybe—just maybe—a date.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe System heard “Date.” The System interpreted it as “Intergalactic Dating Sim.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA glitch in June’s new [Protective Aura] skill has a disastrous side effect: it charms everyone with a pulse (and some things without one). Suddenly, June isn’t just a Nanny; she’s the most desirable entity in the cosmos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow she has suitors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Brad: The jealous Tank who is threatening to punch a hole in the moon.\u003cbr\u003e2. Kael: An honorable alien warrior who keeps offering her the severed heads of her enemies as bouquets.\u003cbr\u003e3. Theron: A literal Void Lord who wants to make her his dark queen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd that's not all...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCaught in a cosmic love pentagon, June has to fix the glitch before her new admirers destroy the planet trying to impress her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove isn’t just a battlefield. In this System, it’s a Raid Boss.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: This is a preorder. Your book will be sent as soon as it's released. ETA: June 2026\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Legends \u0026 Lore Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54647551164788,"sku":"KSW-NAP-04-EB","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/8532\/6452\/files\/20.jpg?v=1779579356","url":"https:\/\/shop.legendsandlorepublishing.com\/products\/glitch-goddess","provider":"Legends \u0026 Lore Publishing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}